Anedota dominical

(Como um justo tributo à arrojada decisão dos economistas da U. Nova de Lisboa, esta posta vai em inglês)

An elderly man walks into a confessional:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up
two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with
each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I ' m Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I ' m 92 years old ... I ' m telling everybody."